Muffin of the Day
Deranged raspberry muffins
Breakfast (7am – 11am)
Sinister sweet tooth breakfast: two raspberry pancakes, warm apple crisp with maple syrup and plain Greek yogurt
Two haunted eggs, petrified peameal bacon, toast and jam
Freaky french toast with J.C Nyman Farms’ maple syrup on the side
Monstrous steel cut oats with undead raisins and spooky cinnamon, brown sugar on the side
Horrid homemade fruit and nut granola, terrifying Greek yogurt and eerie fruit compote
Lunch (11:30 to 3pm)
Ghoulish lentil and vegetable soup
Terrifying Thai spiced carrot soup
Triple cheese and sweet pepper Zombie pizza, served with brains
Tall Poppy Farm turkey and cranberry salad sandwich, served with side salad
Screaming spicy bean burrito served with sour cream and salad
Gruesome mixed vegetable quiche, served with salad
Fiendish falafel wrap with lemony tahini sauce
Horrifying hummos, warm pita and eyeballs
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Blog exerpt:
Today’s menu is filled with…um. Wait. Hmmm. Well, that’s weird. When I prepped this menu last night, it was just fine. Something seems a little, uh, off this morning. I guess it’s because THEY’RE HEEEEEEERE!!! And the phone call is coming from inside the house! And I see dead people! Be afraid. Be very afraid.
